“When you have a long, risky shot into the green (usually on a par 5) the smart move is to lay up. It's smart but boring. Golf should be fun with some risk thrown in!
“The State of Illinois denied my application for this plate on the grounds that it contained a sexual reference ("lay" really bothered them). I had to call and appeal the decision to a live person, who accepted my explanation and I got the plate. I could have assumed there was nothing I could do about it and accept the decision but why play it safe? In other words, why lay up?”